The Ramblings of a “Former” Buffy Bot

1/

Why are they called swallows?

Are they just really good at oral?

Lol.

2/

This place is old.

I feel old too.

Maybe we all do.

Warn and weathered as the rocks,

exhaustedly holding back tidal tears

inside their eroded, holy faces.

They’re smiling at me

with ugly gorgeous gaps in their teeth.

I smile back.

3/

Dear dad,

You died before I could do anything but love you.

Thank you for that

4/

Why is that coke bottle shaped like me?

Better bottle up that anger about being a bottle

Let’s face it with our effaced faces

We’re just a pair of pear-shaped pin ups

Let’s just let them eat us.

But only on Halloween

When it’s ok to eat eyeballs,

warts and all

5/

Sofia Coppola could trample me in those powder blue shoes from Marie Antoinette

And make my day

She’s the auteur architect of the gilded cage

Beautiful sadness, the single tear rolling down cheek moment in a castle made of frosting

Cause who wants to see poor people pain really? Like really really?

Shiny food and frufrufrufrufru

Champagne tears. Get it? Sham pain?

That’s what my eyes are hungry for

Hair ribbons and button noses

Careful now, don’t eat your lady fingers